Me, Myself and I

[arrianesenriquez]

Photographs: Don't mind criticism. If it is untrue, disregard it; if unfair, keep from irritation; if it is ignorant, smile; if it is justified it is not criticism, learn from it!

**ABOUT ME**

Schools (Other):
Sacred Heart, Holy Spirit Q.C., St. Paul Q.C., Kostka School Q.C. and somewhere in States! haha

Hobbies and Interests:

sleeping, eating, shopping and internet..

Favorite Books:

Chicken Soup and Bob Ong's pocket books

Favorite Movies:

If Only, The Notebook, Saw 1 to 4, The Godfather, Transformers and Ratatouille.

Favorite Music:

hip-hop, rnb, senti, alternative and trance.

Favorite TV Shows:

Heroes, Prison Break, One Tree Hill, and reality TV shows...

Zodiac Sign:

Virgo

[arrianesenriquez]

*Does Love Need A Reason?...*

Lady: Why do you like me..?
Why do you love me?
Man: I can't tell the reason.. but I really like you..
Lady: You can't even tell me the reason...
How can you say you like me?
How can you say you love me?
Man: I really don't know the reason,
but I can prove that I love you.
Lady: Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason.
My friend's boyfriend can tell her why
he loves her but not you!
Man: Ok ok!!! Erm...
because you're beautiful,because your voice is sweet,
because you are caring,because you are loving,
because you are thoughtful,because of your smile,
because of your every movements..
Unfortunately, a few days later,
the Lady met an accident and became a vegetable.
The Guy then placed a letter by her side,
and here is the content:
Dearest,
Because of your sweet voice that I love you...
Now can you talk? No!
Therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your care and concern that I like you..
Now that you cannot show them,
therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your smile, because of your every movements that I love you..
Now can you smile? Now can you move?
No, therefore I cannot love you...
If love needs a reason, like now,
there is no reason for me to love you anymore.
But does love need a reason?
I still love you... Because love doesn't need one.

[arrianesenriquez]

*Read this "HATE letter". It is so funny and creative. (I galing nito!  )*

This is a loveletter from a boy to a girl....However,

the girl's father does not like him and wants them to

stop their relationship......and so....the boy wrote

this letter to the girl....... He knows that the

girl's father will definitely read this letter



1 "The great love that I have for you

2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you

3 grows every day. When I see you,

4 I do not even like your face;

5 the one thing that I want to do is to

6 look at other girls. I never wanted to

7 marry you. Our last conversation

8 was very boring and has not

9 made me look forward to seeing you again.

10 You think only of yourself.

11 If we were married, I know that I would find

12 life very difficult, and I would have no

13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart

14 to give, but it is not something that

15 I want to give to you. No one is more

16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not

17 able to care for me and help me.

18 I sincerely want you to understand that

19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor

20 if you think this is the end. Do not try

21 to answer this. Your letters are full of

22 things that do not interest me. You have no

23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,

24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that

25 I am still your boyfriend."


So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to

the girl....the boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE

LINES", meaning-only to read 1.3.5.7.9.11.13 (Odd

Nos.)



So.. please try reading it again! It's so smart &

sweet.... It is better to laugh about your problems

than to cry about them."

[arrianesenriquez]

*A True Boyfriend* (I like this one..  )

Stay on the phone with her even if
shes not saying anything
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Stay up all night with her when she's
sick.
Watch her favorite movie with her.
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad, hang out
with her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up at you crying.. the
first thing you say is..
"Who's ass am i beating today baby?"

[arrianesenriquez]

*If roses can be*

Yellow

Pink

Red

White

And still be roses



If hair can be

Red

Blonde

Brunette

Black

And still be hair



If eyes can be

Green

Blue

Brown

Hazel

And still be eyes



Then why can't humans be

Black

White

Hispanic

Asian

And still be accepted?



Why can't people be

Special

Different

Unique

Original

And still be people?



If roses can be

Yellow

Pink

Red

White

And still be roses...

-CHICKEN SOUP - THE REAL DEAL CHALLENGES-

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*Hatred Manifest*

You want to reach the price of my fall
You want to know who will end me once in for all
You want to be the one who slams me onto the wall
You want to have what it takes to hold me down
You want to be the reason I frown
But you have never done a standoff on my ground
You don,t go up to me; you go with your hands down
I see in your eyes what you want to do to me
I hear in your voice all that animosity
I feel in your breathing how you wish you had your hands around my neck
I see how you want me to trip on my next step
You want me to fail, you basically want me dead
In your eyes I've become something you might be able stop
But you wish you could kill
You try but I still control you at will
That,s why I'm telling you face to face your dreams can be real
If not get out of my way since in my judgment you are nothing still
You haven't changed a bit
So stop wasting your time and lets get it over with.

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*An Evened Score*

my mind is fighting battles
to make you go or let you stay
needing you out of habit
instead of just walking away
im going back and forth
breaking my heart a little more each time
continuously dying on the inside
but telling you im fine
ive never known someone like you
so unfeeling and so cold
this back and forth game my heart is playing
is starting to just get old
once again you've let me down
and i hate myself even more
this feeling unappreciated
is getting harder to ignore
what goes around comes back around
its the way its always been
i tell you that i hate you
and we're onto uncomfortable silence again
somethings gotta give here
cause i cant love you anymore
maybe then you'll know what its like
and i can say i evened out the score

[arrianesenriquez]

*When Girls Don't Put Out!*

When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.' We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.' I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.' Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?' I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?' Apparently I'm not having s*x tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her. Alright Ladies. Forward this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree, forward it anyway. Men, forward this if you have BALLS !!!!

[arrianesenriquez]

*ABC's of EX's*

A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you, you twit. She was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.

B is for bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then Die!

C is for call ya later. She won't. She never has before.

D is for dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E is for eating like a pig. Remember when you took her out and she said I'm not hungry so you figured you could take her to a nice place because you were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restarant. Then she ate more than your uncle Roy (you remember uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything.) So you flip the bill and are broke for the next two weeks and she wonders why you were unable to call her that week and go see movies.

F is for friends. That is what she just wanted to be. As if you can even stand to look at her.

G is for gun. And yes, there is a waiting period.

H is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well you figure it out.

I stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers favors.

J stands for Jim. That is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to date her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.

K stands for kill.

L is for love. Its a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon by both parties.

L is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.

M is for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.

N stands for Necropheliac. She didn't move very much, did she?

O is for On top. When on top..she has another O word.

P is for pill. She said she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing you for a few hundred bucks a month.

Q is for Quitter. She couldn't last.

R is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my love but I paid for it.

S stands for stab. Stabbing would be fun.

S also stands for Steve. Steve was the guy that was sleeping with her. Steve is a bad person. Perhaps you should stab Steve.

T is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured you with the truth, she also tortured you with lies. She even tortured you with whips and hand-cuffs and worse with her teeth during blowjobs.

U is for understatement. Saying you hate that f***ing bitch is an understatement.

V is for Voluptuous. That is the primary reason you were dating her in the first place.

W stands for wine. Wine is expensive. She loved wine. She got drunk awfully slow though. After too much wine she liked to screw. But after too much she puked; that is, from the wine. Not the activity.

X is for Xylophone. Because X is always for Xylophone.

Y stands for You suck. Remember when she yelled that at you?

Z stands for ZZZZZZZZ. Remember all those times you wanted to have s*x and she would tell you she had a headache and would go to sleep...

.. stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to you about taking what P stands for. It also means you won't get any for a week.

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*Friends vs Best Friends*

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!


FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.


FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."


FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...


FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.


FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!!