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07-13-2008, 05:49 AM
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funny marriage quotes
Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal.
There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive. 
' don't be so insecure to that person you think having a better life than you do, coz sometimes, that one thing you're jealous of, is the only thing she has, and of all the fun simple things you enjoy, who knew, she might have been praying so hard to be in your shoes.' - dkny |
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07-13-2008, 05:50 AM
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Re: funny marriage quotes
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
' don't be so insecure to that person you think having a better life than you do, coz sometimes, that one thing you're jealous of, is the only thing she has, and of all the fun simple things you enjoy, who knew, she might have been praying so hard to be in your shoes.' - dkny |
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07-13-2008, 05:50 AM
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A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present.
' don't be so insecure to that person you think having a better life than you do, coz sometimes, that one thing you're jealous of, is the only thing she has, and of all the fun simple things you enjoy, who knew, she might have been praying so hard to be in your shoes.' - dkny |
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07-13-2008, 05:50 AM
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A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
' don't be so insecure to that person you think having a better life than you do, coz sometimes, that one thing you're jealous of, is the only thing she has, and of all the fun simple things you enjoy, who knew, she might have been praying so hard to be in your shoes.' - dkny |
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07-13-2008, 05:51 AM
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A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
' don't be so insecure to that person you think having a better life than you do, coz sometimes, that one thing you're jealous of, is the only thing she has, and of all the fun simple things you enjoy, who knew, she might have been praying so hard to be in your shoes.' - dkny |
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07-13-2008, 05:52 AM
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All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterwards that causes all the problems.
' don't be so insecure to that person you think having a better life than you do, coz sometimes, that one thing you're jealous of, is the only thing she has, and of all the fun simple things you enjoy, who knew, she might have been praying so hard to be in your shoes.' - dkny |
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07-13-2008, 05:53 AM
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The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.
' don't be so insecure to that person you think having a better life than you do, coz sometimes, that one thing you're jealous of, is the only thing she has, and of all the fun simple things you enjoy, who knew, she might have been praying so hard to be in your shoes.' - dkny |
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07-13-2008, 05:53 AM
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
' don't be so insecure to that person you think having a better life than you do, coz sometimes, that one thing you're jealous of, is the only thing she has, and of all the fun simple things you enjoy, who knew, she might have been praying so hard to be in your shoes.' - dkny |
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07-13-2008, 05:55 AM
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The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
' don't be so insecure to that person you think having a better life than you do, coz sometimes, that one thing you're jealous of, is the only thing she has, and of all the fun simple things you enjoy, who knew, she might have been praying so hard to be in your shoes.' - dkny |
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07-13-2008, 05:56 AM
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The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband.
' don't be so insecure to that person you think having a better life than you do, coz sometimes, that one thing you're jealous of, is the only thing she has, and of all the fun simple things you enjoy, who knew, she might have been praying so hard to be in your shoes.' - dkny |
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