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Sablay jokes
02-04-2006, 06:02 AM
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Sablay jokes
Doc: "Ano ang trabaho mo, iha?"
Girl: "Substitute po."
Doc: "Di kaya prostitute ?"
Girl: "Doc, Mommy ko ang prostitute. Kung hindi
siya puwede, ako ang pumapalit!"

In an obstetricians clinic:
Doc: "Hubad na, iha. Huwag kang mag-alala...I
won't take advantage of
you!"
Girl: "Saan ko po ilalagay ang panty at bra ko?"
Doc: "Diyan lang sa may tabi ng brief ko."

Sa seminario:
Madre: "Father, pagsabihan mo naman yung mga
seminarista. Umiihi sila
sa pader!"
Father: "Sister naman. Maliit na bagay, huwag mo
nang pansinin!"
Madre: "Naku, Father, malalaki po!"

Dalawang madre ang kinidnap ng dalawang lalaki
at sila'y hinalay.
Madre ..1: "Ama, patawarin mo po siya at hindi
niya alam ang kanyang ginagawa."
Madre ..2: "Sister, yung sa akin, marunong!"

At their honeymoon:
60-yr old man to his young bride:
"Honey, before we do it, let's first pray for
guidance."
Young bride: "Darling, just pray for endurance, I'll
take care of the
guidance!"
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02-11-2006, 10:31 AM
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Re: Sablay jokes
may isang bibong bata ang sumama sa kanyang nanay maligo.. ng makita nya ang ari ng kanyang nanay...

BATA: nanay, ano yan?
NANAY:anak, garahe yan!

pagkalipas ng ilang oras, nakita nya namn ang tatay niyang hubot hubad sa kanilang kwarto, nabibihis..

BATA: tay, ano yan?
TATAY: ah eh anak.. eh anu.. .sasakyan!

nakaisip ng palusot si itay.. ngunit hindi niya akalaing habang sila'y nagsisiping ng kanyang asawa ay di sinasadyang naiwan ng bukas ang pinto ng pumasok ang bata...

BATA: NAY!! ANO PONG GINAGAWA NYO NI ITAY?
NANAY: ahh anak pinapasok lang ni tatay ung kotse sa garahe....

BATA: SIGE PA ItAY! LABAS PA DALAWANG GULONG EH!!!
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04-07-2006, 10:44 AM
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sabi nila, kawawa nmn daw ang mga babae...

kapag mangangnak cla,
ung isang paa nsa hukay....

pero d nila alam, mas kawawa taung mga lalake..

kapag gagawa ng anak,
ung isang ulo natin ang nsa hukay......
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04-07-2006, 10:54 AM
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Zzt    Zza
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05-07-2006, 03:41 AM
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08-09-2006, 06:18 PM
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08-16-2006, 03:08 AM
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sira ulo naman yung doctor!!
hahaha!!  M M M P P
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08-27-2006, 03:14 PM
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(04-07-2006 10:44 AM)KoRNy Wrote:  sabi nila, kawawa nmn daw ang mga babae...

kapag mangangnak cla,
ung isang paa nsa hukay....

pero d nila alam, mas kawawa taung mga lalake..

kapag gagawa ng anak,
ung isang ulo natin ang nsa hukay......


Lol3 ang kulit... Lol3
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12-12-2006, 11:05 PM
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SPEAKER: Who among you had experienced having s*x with a ghost?
(A farmer raised his hand)
SPEAKER: Really? How does it feel to have s*x with a ghost?
FARMER: Ay! Akala ko goats!
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12-12-2006, 11:22 PM
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Mrs: Pwede ho bang manawagan sa mister ko, dinala niya ang lima naming anak?
Announcer: Go ahead.
Mrs: Hoy, buang! Isauli mo ang mga bata, isa lang ang sa iyo dyan!
' don't be so insecure to that person you think having a better life than you do, coz sometimes, that one thing you're jealous of, is the only thing she has, and of all the fun simple things you enjoy, who knew, she might have been praying so hard to be in your shoes.' - dkny
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