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ang loro at ang magnanakaw
09-12-2009, 09:06 AM
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mysteriouza Offline
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ang loro at ang magnanakaw
Pumasok ang isang lalaking magnanakaw sa isang bahay...

he walked through the aisle going to the stairs at the second floor of the house where the master bedroom is..

he is about to make the first step on the stairs, when he heard a voice saying..

" tinitignan ka ni Jesus.. "

his guilty conscience made him stop n got frozen for a while...

after a few seconds, he started to walk again, then there came the voice once more...

"wag, tinitignan ka ni Jesus..."

binuksan ng lalaking magnanakaw ang kanyang flashlight at tinapat mula sa parte ng pinanggalingan ng boses..

at nkita nya ang isang loro sa loob ng hawla...
then the man said to the parrot..

" nakakagulat ka nmn.. ano ang pangalan mo?"

the parrot said.. " ako si pedro..."

the man said ... " pedro, prng indi tipikal na pangalan ng loro ang pangalan mo...

the parrot exclaimed .... " sa pangalan ko nagtaka ka na.. pano pa kaya ung kay Jesus na isang doberman??? "


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' don't be so insecure to that person you think having a better life than you do, coz sometimes, that one thing you're jealous of, is the only thing she has, and of all the fun simple things you enjoy, who knew, she might have been praying so hard to be in your shoes.' - dkny
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12-16-2009, 09:26 AM
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Doberman man pala ha.. hehe
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03-01-2010, 08:05 PM
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An effective strategy!!
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12-15-2010, 05:35 PM
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ayos ung parrot..

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01-04-2011, 08:27 PM
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xDDD............ ung DOBERMAN?!!! haha xD
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01-10-2011, 02:27 PM
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cute.... hehehe
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