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Funny Mottos
01-10-2010, 02:16 PM (This post was last modified: 01-11-2010 07:53 AM by Zharmille.)
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Kagabi may nakita akong falling star ang sabi ko sana lagi kang bantayan...biglang tumigil yung star nagulat ako at pumuntah sa akin at sabay dila...at sabi sa akin....


TANGE!
Alitaptap ako!Tongue


Ur the reason why I cry at night...
Ur the reason why I hug my pillow Tyt...
Ur the reason why I can't sleep...
Ur the reason why I pray and say



Lord....
May aswang...



Sa Loob ng BeerHaus

GRO:Ganituh poe sa amin...walang maayos na trabaho at wala ding tumutulong...

Mar Roxas:Anak tumabi ka dyan...Ako na lang ang gigiling...


Boy:Baril Ka Ba?

Girl:Alam ko na yan!kasi tinamaan ka sa akin nuh?

Boy:ANG KAPAL NG MUKHA MO!Ang lakas kasi ng putok mo!


Di bale na magnakaw....kaysa Mamakla!


Motto Ng Batugan:
Ako ay babangon....at matutulog muli....



Paano mo malalabanan ang katamaran...kung tinatamad kang lumaban?...


Hehehe..Reply nyo na lng po kung gusto nyo pa po ng marami pha po...Salamat po....


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01-11-2010, 02:16 PM
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RE: Funny Mottos
If at first you don't succeed, quit!

The only thing that bothers those who strive for success is failing to fail.

Try, try again is only a motto for fools who don't know when their beaten.

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.

Live every day to the fullest. When going to the bathroom take a newspaper.

Drinking is not a solution, unless we are talking about alcohol.
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01-11-2010, 07:06 PM
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Ganda nman ng mga mottos muh!Big Grin
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05-01-2010, 07:31 AM
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Walang Pangit-Pangit sa Titing Galit........
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