Funny quotes about Girls

[alandandrew]

Hi all.
Enjoy some funny quotes about Girls ...

Hard Disk Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
Windows Girls:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
Screensaver Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
Internet Girls:
Difficult to access.
Server Girls:
Always busy when you need her.
Multimedia Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.
Email Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
Virus Girls:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.

[ennaej_nialc]

GIRL LANGUAGE:

-f i didn't text u..8s bcoz im waitng 4 u 2 txt me.
-wen im mad and i walked away from u..follow me.
-wen i push or hit u...grab me and dont let go.
-wen im quiet..ask me wat's wrong.
-wen i ignore u..give me ure attention.
-wen u see me startint to cry...hold me and tell me everything's gonna be alright.


MORAL LESSON:

-habang may babae...May MAARTE

ha3!..sorry guyz...

[miss.palace]

(05-19-2010 11:14 AM)ennaej_nialc Wrote:  GIRL LANGUAGE:

-f i didn't text u..8s bcoz im waitng 4 u 2 txt me.
-wen im mad and i walked away from u..follow me.
-wen i push or hit u...grab me and dont let go.
-wen im quiet..ask me wat's wrong.
-wen i ignore u..give me ure attention.
-wen u see me startint to cry...hold me and tell me everything's gonna be alright.


MORAL LESSON:

-habang may babae...May MAARTE

ha3!..sorry guyz...

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> HAHAHA TAAAMAAAAH

[A.Alan]

"I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are."

[railybrees]

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

[abbeyjcksn]

This is really great fun about the girls. All the defination is really great and nice to read all. Out of all I praise last one which is for "WIFE; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything."

[AbnerJack]

Really great fun quote about the girls. All the definition is really great and amusing.

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[wangbuko]

yeah i agree with you best quotes ever