Something Wild

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SOMETHING WILD

Once an old man was sitting on a bench in a park.

A teenager walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors : green, red, orange, blue and yellow.

The old man started staring . . .

Every time the teen ager looked, the old man was staring.

The teenager finally said sarcastically, “ What’s the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

Without batting an eye, the old man replied, “ Got drunk once and had s*x with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.”