Hooker wife and Jones

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[color=#FF0000]Hooker wife & Jones


Jones and his wife are having hard financial times so they decided that she'll become a hooker.

She's not quite sure what to do, so Jones says, " Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."

She's out there five minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?"

"A hundred bucks," she said.

He says, "Shit, all I've got is thirty!"

She says, "Hold on."

She runs back to Jones and asks, "What can he get for thirty dollars?"
Jones says, "A hand job."

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job.

He says, "Okay."

She gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply HUGE male unit. She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back!"

She runs back around the corner, and says breathlessly, " Jones, can you lend this guy seventy bucks?"