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txt jokEs..^^
02-25-2006, 10:40 AM
Post: #1
txt jokEs..^^
Kpag my problema
Ka,





Tndaan mo,





d2 lng
ako…






d2 lng
tLga aKo…





tpos,
dyan k lng




wg ka ppnta dto…

















bka mdamay ako

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02-25-2006, 10:41 AM
Post: #2
Re: txt jokEs..^^
Lam ko
Dmi kang
Frnd..

Bait ka kc…

Lam ko
Dmi ka
Txtm8ts

Iba ka kc…


Lam ko
Daming
Ngmamahal syo…


Simple ka kc

Pero
Dami
man
cla

pg UMUTOT ka,

lalayo dn
cla syo…

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02-25-2006, 10:43 AM
Post: #3
Re: txt jokEs..^^
4 ways of a
Gud stutdnt:

1. kng mron class, d pmapasok

2. kng pmasok, d makikinig

3. kng nkikinig, d naiintindihan

4. kng naintindihan, nkakalimtan

Plz paz 2 ol gud studnt

0083

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02-25-2006, 10:44 AM
Post: #4
Re: txt jokEs..^^
Nlapitan
Kta pro
Nlayuan
mo ko

knausap
kta pro
tinitigan
mo lng ako

hnabol
kta pro
tnakbuhan
mko…

gnyan
nmn
kyong mga


PANGET eh!!!

Glit kyo…

Sa mga artstahn!!

Zzc

Little Chef

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02-25-2006, 10:45 AM
Post: #5
Re: txt jokEs..^^
Naalala m pb nun
Mnsan smakay tyo s
Jip?...

..tpos nlabas mo un
Mukha mo sa bntana,
Nlabas ko rn un
Puwet ko…

Tpos sbi nun mga
Tao…


Uuuuyyyy kambal oh!!

Zzw

Little Chef

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02-25-2006, 10:45 AM
Post: #6
Re: txt jokEs..^^
pAnu
kng nano2d
k ng TV
tpos,

bglang
lmabas
c SADAKO?

La2pitan k
Hbng
Gmagapng

Hawak ka na
Nya,

Lbas 1ng mata

Sbi nya,

“remote nga

Nood tyo bold”

Little Chef

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-Francois Minot
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02-25-2006, 10:47 AM
Post: #7
Re: txt jokEs..^^
S pnaginip ko,
Ngla2ro tyo
Sa tbing dagat…

Bgla ka nlng
Knuha ng
Mlaking alon.

Umiyak aq
At smigaw!!

‘Loko kang
Alon ka…,


‘anong kala mo sa
Kalaro ko?
TAE?!?,

W

Little Chef

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02-25-2006, 10:47 AM
Post: #8
Re: txt jokEs..^^
My
Gulo
Sa katipunan
Khapon!

Nkiusyoso
Ko
Pro

D
Aq
Mkcngit…

Grbe!!
Dming
Tao!

Bglng
Itnaas
Nung
Pulis
Un
Pingk2guluhn!

Grbe tlga oh!

ID ko pla nhulog! Smile

Little Chef

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02-25-2006, 10:48 AM
Post: #9
Re: txt jokEs..^^
Nsa
Bundok ka,


Mhuhulog na
Celfon mo at
Jowa mo,

Anong
Ggwin
Mo?

Mgpka22o
Ka
Frnd!!

Sgipin mo
Celfon
Mo,

At cgaw
Mo s
Jowa
Mo,

“txt nlng kta
Mmya!
Unlimited ako!!”

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02-25-2006, 10:50 AM
Post: #10
Re: txt jokEs..^^
yn lng mna....hahanp pko nang ibng txt jokes


Zzw

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