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01-29-2012, 12:11 AM
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A penny saved is...................................not much.

' don't be so insecure to that person you think having a better life than you do, coz sometimes, that one thing you're jealous of, is the only thing she has, and of all the fun simple things you enjoy, who knew, she might have been praying so hard to be in your shoes.' - dkny
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01-29-2012, 09:20 AM
Post: #32
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Strike while the ..............................bug is close.
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02-02-2012, 02:59 AM (This post was last modified: 02-02-2012 03:42 AM by mysteriouza.)
Post: #33
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An idle mind is.......................the best way to relax.

' don't be so insecure to that person you think having a better life than you do, coz sometimes, that one thing you're jealous of, is the only thing she has, and of all the fun simple things you enjoy, who knew, she might have been praying so hard to be in your shoes.' - dkny
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02-05-2012, 06:26 AM
Post: #34
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Happy the bride who...................gets all the presents.
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02-21-2012, 05:42 AM
Post: #35
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Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

' don't be so insecure to that person you think having a better life than you do, coz sometimes, that one thing you're jealous of, is the only thing she has, and of all the fun simple things you enjoy, who knew, she might have been praying so hard to be in your shoes.' - dkny
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02-22-2012, 05:33 AM
Post: #36
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How come wrong numbers are never busy?
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02-23-2012, 05:38 AM
Post: #37
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Strange! No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning.

' don't be so insecure to that person you think having a better life than you do, coz sometimes, that one thing you're jealous of, is the only thing she has, and of all the fun simple things you enjoy, who knew, she might have been praying so hard to be in your shoes.' - dkny
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02-24-2012, 06:00 AM
Post: #38
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If I won the lottery, I wouldn't be one of those people who immediately quit their jobs. I'd make my boss's life a living hell for a week or two first.

' don't be so insecure to that person you think having a better life than you do, coz sometimes, that one thing you're jealous of, is the only thing she has, and of all the fun simple things you enjoy, who knew, she might have been praying so hard to be in your shoes.' - dkny
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02-25-2012, 05:40 AM
Post: #39
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If you don't like my driving, don't call anyone. Just take another road. That's why the highway department made so many of them.

' don't be so insecure to that person you think having a better life than you do, coz sometimes, that one thing you're jealous of, is the only thing she has, and of all the fun simple things you enjoy, who knew, she might have been praying so hard to be in your shoes.' - dkny
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02-26-2012, 09:02 PM
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"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."
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