A Loving Wife

[mysteriouza]

A man breaks into a house to look for guns and money.
Inside, he finds a couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the homeowners wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her,kisses her neck,then gets up and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over his wife.
" Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes, hes probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck, if he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you." Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong honey, I love you. "

His wife responds, " he wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me that he is gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had vaseline, I told him it was in the bathroom.

Be strong honey, I love you too. "

[dominicuz]

haha .. bading pala e no

[PH-Hero]

ADIK.......!!!

[yearsheep]

Nakakalokah!!!! heheheh