2 best buds

[mysteriouza]

2 men, who has been friends for a long time went to a bar one early afternoon.

while waiting for their drinks to come, one took a pack of cigarettes out of his packet took one and offered one, then asked his friend for a light.

his friend pulled a 12-inch BIC lighter out of his clutch bag.

" wow, where did you get such a large bic lighter?" his pal asked.

" well my genie got it for me." was the reply.

" your genie? are you kidding? you have a genie?....... where is he?"

" in my clutch bag. "

" can I see him?"

the friend said, " sure you can." looked in his bag and bought out the genie.

The second man, looked at the genie straight in the eye, then said, " you know, im your masters best bud, and i want you to grant me one wish!"

" okay master's best bud, just one wish."

and the man wished for a million bucks.

his pal put the genie back to his clutch bag and they continued to have their drinks.
pretty soon the sky started to get dark, and then really dark.

the 2 men looked up and saw a whole mass of duck flying over the sky.
the second man looked at the first and said,
"what's the matter with your genie? Is he hard of hearing? i said a million bucks, not a million ducks!!!"

his friend replied, DO YOU REALLY THINK I ASKED FOR A 12 inch BIC???"