funny txt msgs...

[gummybears18]

here basahin nyo and dont forget to vote, please...


[glow=red,2,300]I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapers.[/glow]



When you are in love,

you wish you were married.

When you are married,

you wish you were in love.



The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?



Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say

              "She's trying to be one naman a!" 




I'm sure you were born in this world



as a cute baby.



Now that you're a grownup,


            I have one question.....


                              What happened?




[glow=red,2,300]Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don't have! [/glow]



[glow=red,2,300]I had a dream about you. Nasa heaven daw tayo with two angels. Your angel is cute but mine is not, so tampo ko. I asked why cute ang angel mo. They said: "Balance of nature". [/glow] [shadow=red,left]



How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - umn … I forgot na![/shadow]


Bakit exciting ang text?
             

               1. Kasi pwedeng magpa-cute ang pangit


                                        2. Pwedeng single ang married
         
             
                     3. Sa text bida ang sinungaling


    4. Sa text bistado ang kuripot.




Smile is the secret to stay young and cute. Naks, bakit ka nakangiti?



[glow=red,2,300]What is the difference between cute and feeling cute? Cute is the one who sent this and feeling cute is the one reading this. He...He...he... Text mo sa iba para ikaw naman ang cute![/glow]


I'm thinking u. I want to be with u. I am longing for u. I have a crush on u. I want to hug and kiss u. I love u. Ikaw, love mo rin ba ang letter u?[/shadow]



If you are alone,

I'll be your shadow.
     
  If you want to cry,

   I'll be your shoulder.

    If you want a hug,

     I'll be your pillow.

      If you need to be happy,
     
       I'll be your smile.

         If you need money,

           wait for your salary.



[glow=red,2,300]Anong animal ang hindi sigurado? Eh di BAKA! Ano naman ang pinutol? E di CAT! E ano naman and laging ayos? E di OX! Ano ang laging nauuntog? E di DOG! E ano naman ang pangit? E di COW![/glow]



[glow=red,2,300]I sent an angel to watch over you last night while you were sleeping. She went back to me and said ang cute mo raw. Sinampal ko nga. Mali ang binantayan.[/glow]



[glow=red,2,300]I saw someone at the mall. So cute, smart-looking, simple, elegant, and looks like a celebrity. Kainis paglapit ko nauntog ako. Salamin pala! [/glow]



[glow=red,2,300]If you're not cute don't continue reading this.... Naks! yan ang gusto ko sayo eh, lakas ng fighting spirit mo! O pumipindot pa! Lupit mo!  [/glow]




The only person who can make her smile is a dentist. 


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[jcris143]

aus ah... asteg...

Anong animal ang hindi sigurado? Eh di BAKA! Ano naman ang pinutol? E di CAT! E ano naman and laging ayos? E di OX! Ano ang laging nauuntog? E di DOG! E ano naman ang pangit? E di COW!

[-JaJa-]

sana madagdagan pa.

[zid_08]

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model ng
MILO




kaso lang
di natuloy




pano kc,
tinanong ako
kung anong ibig sabihin
ng MILO



sabi ko...




M-masarap
I-inumin
L- lasang
O-Ovaltine!
mali ba ako? 

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