The Right Technique

[mysteriouza]

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other ans says, ' You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife still wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!!! ' .

His buddy looks at him and says, ' Well, you0re obviously taking the wrong approach. I screen into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, ' You as HORNY as I am? ' She always acts like she's sound asleep.