Father and Son

[mysteriouza]

A man walks into a drug with his 8 year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, ' What are these dad? '

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, ' Those are called condoms, men use them for safe s*x. '

' Oh I see. I've heard about them in health class at school. ' said the boy.
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, ' Why are there 3 in this package? '

The dad replied, ' Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday. '

' Cool! ', says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks, ' Then who are these for? '

' Those are for college men, 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday and 2 for Sunday. ' , the dad replies.

' WOW!!! ' exclaimed the boy. ' Then who uses these? ' he asked picking a 12 pack.


The dad replied with a sigh....

' Those are for married men - one for January, one for February, one for March......