Confession of a Dying Wife

[mysteriouza]

A woman on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found.
He was puzzled by he 3 eggs and 7,000$ in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.

' OH! those. ' , she replied, ' Every time we had BAD s*x, i put one egg in the box.'

Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, and then he asked.

' But what about the 7,000$? '

To which the wife replied, ' Oh that!, every time i got a DOZEN, I sold them. '