Little Johnny

[mysteriouza]

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.


' Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left? '

Little Johnny replied, ' None, cause the rest would fly away. '

The teacher said, ' The answer is four. But I like the way you are thinking. '

Little Johnny says, ' I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married? '

The teacher nervously said, ' Well, I guess the one sucking the cone. '

Little Johnny, ' The one with wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking. '