POST THE FUNNY FACEBOOK STATUS

[ms vulnerable]

I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget.

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Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.

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An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."

[dominicuz]

nice 1

[ms vulnerable]

Everyone always talks about the early bird. How about the early worm? How'd that work out for him?