PICK UP LINES

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Guys use these liners for added pogi points! hehehehehe!!


-- Man: Miss, hindi ka ba napapagod?
Girl: why?
Man: kasi kanina ka pa takbo ng takbo sa isipan ko

-- Alam mo, tumataba ka, unti unti kang bumibilog, unti-unti kang nagiging mundo ko! smile

-- Miss, terorista ka ba?? Coz you're a bomb!! smile

-- Man: Is your father a thief?
Girl: Of course not, why did you ask?
Man: Because I thought he stole the stars and put it in your eyes!

-- Man: Miss alm mo ba? hindi tayo hayop, hindi tayo halaman at hindi din tayo lugar,
Bagay tayo miss, bagay!

-- A corny one but made me laugh because of the delivery of the pick up line:

Man: Miss, ang ganda ng mall noh? Parang ikaw... hehehehe!!!

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** Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..
paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo!

** Can i take your picture??
coz i want to show santa what i want for christmas!...

** I hate to say this but You are like my underwear...
coz i can't last a day without you..hehehe lol

** Ibibili kita ng salbabida.
kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko!.. wahhh..

eto pamatay... ** Ako ay isang exam kaya sagutin mo na ko!..hehehe

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- Miss, nawawala ang number ko e, can i have yours?
- (Follow-up) If I can't have your number then can I have you?

Guy: Is this seat taken?
Girl: No.
Guy: E how about you?

- I don't believe in angels but, (dramatic pause then tingin sa girl) now i do...

- I swear you're a broom, coz you swept me off my feet.

- For me you're a dictionary, you give meaning to my life.

Guy: Invisible ako, you can't see me?! Can you see me now?
Girl: Of course I can see you!
Guy: How about tonight?

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** Miss pwede ba kitang maging driver!?
para ikaw na ang magpatakbo ng buhay ko...

** May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??
may sira ata etong akin, pag ikaw ang kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko...

** Im a bee.
can you be my Honey!?...hehehe

** Sana "T" na lang ko.,
para i'm always right next to "U"... haha

Uy, picture tayo!
Para ma-develop tayo!

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Lecture mo ba ako?
Lab kasi kita.

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P’wede ba kitang maging sidecar?
Single kasi ako eh.

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May lisensya ka ba?
‘Coz you’re driving me crazy.

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May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?
May sira ata relo ko. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras.

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Am I a bad shooter?
‘Coz i keep on missing you.

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Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?

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Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?
Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad.

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Excuse me, are you a dictionary?
Because you give meaning to my life.

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Bangin ka ba?
Nahuhulog kasi ako sa’yo.

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Pustiso ka ba?
Kasi i can’t smile without you.

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Pagod na pagod ka na noh?
Maghapon at magdamag ka na kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh.

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Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola?
Ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko.

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Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashu-shoot ba kita?
Hindi, para lagi kita mamimiss.

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Can i take your picture?
Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!

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Exam ka ba?
Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!

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Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?
Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo.

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Ibibili kita ng salbabida.
Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.