Man & Wife

[earth-angel]

A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind.
After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retire to the bedroom and climb into their separate beds.
The man however was not yet ready for sleep.
He calls over to his wife, ' My little boopey-boo, I'm lonely. '

So the woman gets out of the bed and crosses the room to the husband.
On the way she trips on the rug and falls on her face.
The husband with a concerned look on his face says, ' Oh did my little honey-woney fall on her nosey-wosey? '

The woman gets up, rubs her nose and enters the man's bed.
The two make passionate love and afterwards the woman climbs out.
As she is returning to her bed, she once again catches her foot on the rug and falls flat on her face.
The man looks over his shoulder at his wife lying on the floor and says, ' CLUMSY IDIOT ' ...