Our House

[earth-angel]

Its really weird at our house
Mum's a walking book
Dad is quiet as a mouse
My brother is a crazy cook



Grandma is a humpback vampire
Grandpa's legs are hooks
' A guy fawkes on a bonfire '
Is Uncle's latest looks



Auntie is a six foot blood clot
My cousin is as deaf as a post
But I am the scariest of the lot
I am a walking, talking ghost.