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05-01-2006, 03:14 PM

"In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday...."

05-01-2006, 03:15 PM

I never apologize.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

05-01-2006, 03:16 PM

S T U P I D = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

05-01-2006, 03:17 PM

If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?!

05-01-2006, 03:27 PM

The NHS regret to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to the nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience.

05-01-2006, 03:29 PM

i swear to drunk im not God

05-01-2006, 03:37 PM

Before giving a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare.

05-01-2006, 03:40 PM

One bright morning...
in the middle of the night,
two dead boys came out to fight.
they stood back to back
and faced each other
drew their swords
and shot eachother.
the deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to kill
those two dead boys.
If u dont believe my story
its true ask the blind man he saw it too!

05-01-2006, 04:02 PM

i thought a thought that i thought i had thought but the thought that i had thought wasnt the thought that i had thought i had thought so maybe if i had thought the thought that i thought i thought i wouldn't of thought so much

05-01-2006, 04:03 PM

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw
Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for
his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed
our Pearl Harbor, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed
your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the
Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not
me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the
same."