Learning From Action Movies 1

[earth-angel]

* No matter what my problem is, it's the fault of someone other than myself, and the appropriate response is to find that person and kill him with my bare hands.

* To be truly attractive, a woman must wear high heels and an outfit so tight you can tell whether she's cold or not from across the room.

* There are two kinds of women in the world: The type that want to go to bed with you, and the type want to kill you. Both types are physically attractive and under 25 years old.

* If I rudely argue with my boss in front of my co-workers, not only won't he fire me, but he will gain a profound respect for me.

* If I can find an important enough mission, it will supercede my obligations to perform household chores, bathe, and call the next day.