Learning From Action Movies 2

[earth-angel]

* If I go without bathing, swear a lot, and treat women badly, they will adore me.

* If a woman tries to clean a bullet wound and I curse in pain, she will fall in love with me.

* Anyone who isn't a cop, mercenary soldier, and/or private investigator is a homosexual. Or at least a sissy.

* If I have a prolonged fist-fight with another guy and neither of us dies, we will become best friends.

* My arch-enemy will bear an uncanny resemblance in age and bearing to my father, and he will make it clear that he has gained a deep respect for me before I kill him with my bare hands.