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Learning From Action Movies 3

01-20-2012, 01:35 AM

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Learning From Action Movies 3

* When I shoot people, they will die quickly and cleanly, and I will never be arrested or troubled by their widowed wife and children. When people shoot me, however, I will at most receive a 'flesh wound,' which will be tended to by a beautiful woman.

* Nuclear weapons will never go off because something will always happen about three seconds before one does to stop it from exploding.

* If an aged scientist is involved in any way, he will have a beautiful daughter who will gaze at me adoringly.

* If royalty is involved, it will include a beautiful princess who will gaze at me adoringly.

* If I have a kid partner, he will be tightly-muscled, clean-cut, and gaze at me adoringly.

' don't be so insecure to that person you think having a better life than you do, coz sometimes, that one thing you're jealous of, is the only thing she has, and of all the fun simple things you enjoy, who knew, she might have been praying so hard to be in your shoes.' - dkny

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