Broken-Shell Eggs

[mysteriouza]

A countryman had a dozen chickens and collecting eggs
were all chopped.
To resolve the problem, call a friend and asked advice.



Friend: It is best to go to the store and buy a dozen of broken shell eggs.


Countryman: broken eggs? for what?


Friend: So the chickens peck at the broken egg and hurt
the peak. Then do not peck the eggs well.


Gone is the countryman to the hardware store and says:


Countryman : Good Day!!!! there anyone out there??


At the store could not see anyone and the peasant was 10 minutes looking for the grocer.
Suddenly he saw a man of 80 years through the shelves, all hunched over with a big hump.


Countryman : Sir, do you have broken eggs?


The old: No child, no it is only rheumatism.