A Womanizer, A Drunk & A Stoner

[earth-angel]

In hell arrived a womanizer, a drunk and a stoner.

The devil tells the womanizer,
' Your punishment is to be 100 years in this room. '

The devil opens the door and its was filled with purely old women.

The devil turns into the drunk and says,
' Same time, 100 years, you will be locked in this room. '

Opens the door and surely it was filled with whiskey, rum, cognac, champagne, tequila, vodka, etc.


Lastly, the devil told the stoner,
' You are to be locked int his room, just the same, a 100 years. '

Opens the doors and the stoner saw cocaine, marijuana, mushrooms all filled a room of a size of a stadium.


Quickly the 100 years passed.

The devil opened the door where the womanizer is, saw the man screaming ' No more, Enough enough of this women, trying to mess me. '

Next the devil went to the drunk and saw him, sedated, almost crazy saying out loud....

' A GLASS OF WATER!!!! '. I need a glass of water. '

Lastly, went in the room where the stoner is.
Worst than the 2 previous man, the stoner was at the corner of the room, scratching his head, and shaking as he was saying...

' Can anyone give me a F**king LIGHTER!!!! '