Oneliners

[raeshylle]

A brook would lose its song if God removed the rocks.
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.
A budget is something we go without to stay within.
A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business. (Henry Ford)
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
A calm sea does not make a skilled sailor. (African proverb)
A camel is a horse designed by a committee.
A candle brightens the world around it. Unfortunately, it creates a shadow of its own. It still serves the purpose it is meant for.
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.

[benchgal]

I have never been hurt by anything I didn't say

[benchgal]

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it

[benchgal]

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well

[benchgal]

I'll sleep when I'm dead

[benchgal]

My Mother Is a travel agent for guilt trips

[benchgal]

What we see depends on mainly what we look for

[benchgal]

I can't go back to yesterday, because I was a different person then

[benchgal]

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense

[benchgal]

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you