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[glow=red,2,300]Thought 1:                                                           

When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and the

flowers.When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.

When we die, our widows get the life insurance.                               

What do women want to be liberated from?                             

                                                                         

Thought 2:                                                           

The average man's life consists of -                                 

Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going;         

Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;                 

And at the end, the mourners wondering too.                           

                                                                         

Thought 3:                                                           

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind:

u take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill

you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man   

was astonished. He went on, and after a while he was going to cross

the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take

one more step a car will run over you, and you will die." The man did

as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner,

barely missing him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered. "Oh, yeah?" the man asked.

"And where the hell were youwhen I got married?"   
 
   

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