Hazardous Occupations "Retirees"

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OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balance.

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OLD ACTORS never die, they just drop a part.

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OLD ACTUARIES never die, they just get broken down by age and s*x.

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OLD ALCOHOLICS never die, they just lose their spirit.

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OLD ARCHERS never die, they just bow and quiver.

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OLD ARCHITECTS never die, they just lose their structures.

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OLD ARTISTS never die, they just get the brush-off.

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OLD BALLOONISTS never die, they just get higher and higher.

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OLD BANKERS never die, they just lose interest.

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OLD BASEBALLS never die, they just get pitched.