Funny Sms Msgs

[melissa]

Humour

1.  It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

2.  A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!

3.  i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!

4.  Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

5.  Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!

6.  Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

7.  A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

8.  At dis moment in time 10 million people r having s*x.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

9.  The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn,t it rain on you?

10.  i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

[dragon]

nung bata ako ... pag me kasal lagi ako tinutukso ni lolo at lola
"uyy.. siya na susunod" 2migil lang sila ng me ililibing at tinukso ko sila ng
"uyy sila na susunod" 

[basstard]

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