Top 10 Reasons to Become A Nurse

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It pays better than fast food, though the hours aren,t as good.

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Fashionable shoes & sexy white uniforms.

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Needles: It's better to give than to receive.

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Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops - eventually.

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Expose yourself to rare, exotic, & exciting new diseases.

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Interesting aromas.

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Do enough charting to navigate around the world.

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Celebrate the holidays with all your friends - at work.

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Take comfort that most of your patients survive no matter what you do to them.

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Courteous & infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in perfectly legible handwriting.