What is your funny experience in abroad?

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What is your funny experience in abroad..it could be embarassing, annoying or funny?

[mysteriouza]

ehem ehem...

embarassing....

i was on a shoe shop,very focused ako sa pag try ng shoes,d ko tinitignan ung inuupan ko..

3 tyms n ko upo at tayo sa chair n nandun ung 4th tym d ko nilingon umupo ako wla n pla ung chair dun,deretso ako sa flur..tumunog pa..ung spatos lumipad pa...buti nlng d ako nka mini skirt nun..ajajaja...

2mwa ako kya 2mwa rin ung mga nandun,buti nlng pro puti ung nsa loob ng shoe shop...

yun ,ung isang nandun he helped me to stand..

[booba]

nde ko mabasa ung name ng binibili ko akala ko shampoo
na lux conditioner pla!ang eng eng ko tlga ngtaka pa me
bkit di si bumubula

[h3in4kuh]

he2 share q d q tlga malilimutan... hahahahaha!!! 2005 pa i2,, galing kming supermarket non, d pauwi nkmi ng bhy ksma nanay q, eh bubuksan n ng nanany q yung pinto sa bhy nmin ng biglang lumbs yung mtndang babae na kpitbhy nmin, nagmano aq! ngtaka yung mtnda bkt q gnwa yun... hahahaha!!! tpos pnliwng ng nanay q dun sa matanda na sign of respect yun... fren nmn ng nanay q yun kya d man nglit, ngulat lang sa gnwa q.. d pla ganun d2!! dba sa pinas nka ugalian n nting magmano.... hahahaha!! nkktwa tlga yun d q malimot!!

[d_palapuz]

Here's one that I'm sure most of you will laugh once you finish reading this..

Well, my brother got a girlfriend since he went to High School.
They've been going out from more than a year now, a year and 2 months to be exact, their anniversary is on the day before Valentines Day.
It happened this year in the month of January, where high schools just finished Semester 1, and just started Semester 2.
Well, my bro's gf had a subject about Family and how to take care of baby and all that stuff.
So my bro joined her in that class even though he didn't register.
A few days after, his gf was sent to the hospital because of an emergency.
Hindi daw tumigil-tigil yung pag-menstruation niya, kaya ang daming dugo ang nawala sa kanya.
She stayed there for 4-5 days.
So we visited her on her 2nd day in the hospital.
When she got back to school and everything's fine.
A day after, bro brought her back home, to prank my mother.

So here's what happened.
Bor brought her back home, with his gf with a baby in her arms.
My brother is like, "mom, remember when Sheena was sent to the hospital? Its not because of her non-stop menstruation, its because she's pregnant. Here's our baby".
My mom's like "WHAAAT! BWISIT KA!!! SABI NG WAG MUNA MAG-GIRLFRIEND EH!!!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH". Then she took the baby, furiously, almost threw it at them.
And then she figured out the baby was a doll from Sheena's class.
She laughed so hard, even though it did gave her a mad headache after that, so she went to sleep at 6PM and didn't wake up until she went to work at 6AM.

It sure was a lesson well learned, lol.
She's really not ready for it, no matter how many times our family friends ask her. Haha!
I couldn't have done it better myself, LMAO!

I hope this made you guys laugh, coz I sure did!
I even told the story to my ex and she was laughing on the floor.