secret language part II (para sa lahat! mas pinadali...) [x_x]

[AngelGorgz]

Manspeak and womantalk are not too difficult to translate. just read between the lines... what she says vs. what she means

She says: "bahala ka."
She means: "pagsisisihan mo to"

She says: "sure, go ahead"
She means: "i dont want you to"

She says: "hindi ako galit"
She means: "galit ako"

She says: "i just want a stable future"
She means: "i want to be rich"

She says: "mahal mo pa ba ako?"
She means: "may ipabibili ako"

She says: "gaano mo ako kamahal?"
She means: "sabihin mong ako ang pinakamagandang babae sa balat ng lupa"

She says: "nakikinig ka ba?"
She means: "sumunod kna kasi sa gus2 ko"

She says: "magsine tau sa SM"
She means: "magsha-shopping ako"

She says: "simple lang ang gus2 ko sa buhay"
She means: "alahas, kotse, mansion sa alabang"

When asked by her boyfriend: "May ginawa ba ako?"
She says one thing but means another, as you can see:


She says: "Wala"
She means: "Marami!"

She says: "ayokong pag-usapan"
She means: "bumubuwelo pa ako"

She says: "wala talaga!"
She means: "hayup ka!"

She says: "wala, talagang talaga"
She means: "gusto ko nang mag break"

What he says vs. what he means
He says: "Gutom ako"

He says: "inaantok ako"
He means: "pagod ako"

He says: "pagod ako"
He means: "inaantok ako"

He says: "gusto mo bang kumain?"
He means: "gusto kong kumain"

He says: "talagang gusto mo ang sineng ito?"
He means: "ang corny"

He says: "what's wrong?"
He means: "hay naku, eto na naman tayo."

He says: ""OK nman ang haircut mo"
He means: "Ngiiii!!!!"

He says: "May nasabi ba ako?"
He means: "tama na nga yan!"

He says: "Mag-usap tayo"
He means: "Makinig ka. Magsasalita ako"

What he says when shopping with his girlfriend:

He says: "hindi bagay sayo"
He means: "masyadong mahal"

He says: "maganda yan"
He means: "mura"

He says: "bagay na bagay sau! bilhin mo na"
He means: "gusto ko ng umuwi..."



knock knock na lang po kung medyo offending ung iba jan na nilagay ko... but its true!! 

[krayzie03]

hehehe totoo nga ung iba jan..

[Anthalie03]

hehe, nakakatuwa!

[katorse]

Some of them...yes.

[reizhabiel]

(09-03-2007 05:00 PM)bLackLister[è_é] Wrote:  Manspeak and womantalk are not too difficult to translate. just read between the lines... what she says vs. what she means

He says: "Mag-usap tayo"
He means: "Makinig ka. Magsasalita ako"

--* ahah . ou mkikinig n ku . lol .

[shawty24]

yung iba tama jan

[youkuswife]

okey ah...

[bheibycoh]

haha. tama yung iba dito. :]

[shawty24]

astig talaga

[alyster]

Galeng ah. HAha.