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Boy Bastos Part II
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06-05-2005, 08:47 AM
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Boy Bastos Part II
Boy Bastos in Class Part I
(May class recitation sina Boy Bastos.) Teacher: Who can give me a word that starts with A? Okay, Maria. Maria: Ma'am, apple. Teacher: Good. Now who can give me a word that starts with B? (Nobody raises a hand except for Boy Bastos) Teacher: O, Boy Bastos. Boy Bastos: Ma'am, bra!!! (Everybody laughs. The teacher makes a mental note to not call Boy Bastos again. However, when the teacher asked for a word that starts with the letter P, no one raised a hand, except for Boy Bastos, so the teacher is forced to call him.) Boy Bastos: Ma'am, panty!!! (Again, everybody laughs. So the teacher, again, made a mental note to herself to not call Boy Bastos again. But when the letter Z came up, nobody raised a hand, except, again, for Boy Bastos.) Teacher: (to self) Siguro naman, hindi na siya makakapag - isip ng bastos na sagot sa Z. Teacher: Okay, Boy Bastos. Boy Bastos: Ma'am, zebra......... pero twelve inches yung tit*!!! Boy Bastos in Class Part II Ngayon, galit na galit yung teacher kay Boy Bastos. Ini - report siya sa principal, at ipinatawag ang parents niya. Pinagalitan siya ng tatay niya, at umiiyak na si Boy Bastos. Tatay: O, ngayon, magbigay ka ng salita na nagsisimula sa Z. Boy Bastos: Zebra...... pero two inches na lang yung tit*!!! Teacher: Class your assignment for tomorrow is to bring a picture of a HUMMINGBIRD! NEXT DAY Teacher: Boy Bastos, nasaan na ang assignment mo? Boy: (binuksan ang zipper) O, hayan, HANGINGBIRD... |
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06-06-2005, 10:39 PM
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Re: Boy Bastos Part II
lagyan mo ng tape bibig dapat ni boy bastos
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06-07-2005, 06:07 AM
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Re: Boy Bastos Part II
 kulet ni boy bastos pero mas makulet si ma'am :lool:
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08-08-2006, 03:28 PM
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08-08-2006, 08:22 PM
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08-09-2006, 06:56 PM
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Re: Boy Bastos Part II
talaga!
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10-20-2010, 04:16 PM
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RE: Boy Bastos Part II
hahahaha TAma
Pde RiN cOndom hahahaha
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01-03-2011, 10:48 PM
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RE: Boy Bastos Part II
hahaha pasaway si ma'am
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