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Snappy Come-Back Lines
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06-14-2005, 02:20 PM
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Snappy Come-Back Lines
Man: Haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic. Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason. Woman: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks! Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone. Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave, that is. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I'd go through anything for you. Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? Man: What's your sign? Woman: "Exit". Man: What if mine is "Proceed With Caution"? Woman: Even though it is "Dead End Ahead"? Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not Enter Man: My name is Bond, James Bond. Woman: My name is Lost, Get Lost. Man: I hope to see you pretty soon. Woman: What? You don't think I'm pretty now? Man: I'm a lawyer, I have money. Woman: I'm a teacher, I have class. Man: Haven't I seen you some place before? Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there any more. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to your place. I'll go to mine. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit there. Man: So, you wanna go back to my place? Woman: I don't know. Can two people fit under a rock? Man: So... what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Woman: It's in the phone book. Man: But I don't know your name. Woman: It's in the phone book too. Man: If I saw you naked I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing. Man: How am I doing so far? Woman: I like your approach. Now let's see your departure. Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn't even born yet. Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: What's your policy on returns? Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. Man: You remind me of my sister. Woman: What a coincidence. You remind me of MY sister. Man: I want to take you out. Woman: I wish I could have you taken out too. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: You're not like any of the people I usually hang out with. Woman: That's because I belong to the human species. Man: Do I remind you of a movie star? Woman: Yes. Godzilla. Man: I've been saving myself for you. Woman: Your savings plan is earning no interest. Man: If I take you home, I promise I'll use protection. Woman: Oh. And just where can you get your hands on a bullet-proof vest at this hour? Man: I promise I'll treat you like a Queen. Woman: And I promise I'll treat you like a queen. Man: You're gonna miss me if I leave. Woman: Don't be so sure. My aim is pretty good. Man: I have a place in Florida where I live all winter. Woman: Thanks, but I've already been to Disney's "Animal Kingdom." |
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06-14-2005, 09:27 PM
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Re: Snappy Come-Back Lines
man this is awesome hehehehheeheh
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06-14-2005, 10:48 PM
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Re: Snappy Come-Back Lines
nakkakahiya na tuloy gawin yang mga bagay na yan :embarass: baka nga me babaeng ganyan magsasagot ... hehehe :embarass:
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07-06-2005, 02:44 AM
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08-05-2006, 05:00 AM
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Re: Snappy Come-Back Lines
:33: :33: :33:
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