~The word f*ck~

[pebbles`]

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "f*ck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "f*ck" falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a f*ck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a f*ck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific f*ck).
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (f*ck! I'm late for my date with Mary). 
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, f*ck she's also stupid).

[pebbles`]

As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "f*ck".  Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...

Greetings  "How the f*ck are ya?"

Fraud      "I got fucked by the car dealer."

Resignation "Oh, f*ck it!"

Trouble    "I guess I'm fucked now."

Aggression  "f*ck YOU!"

Disgust    "f*ck me."

Confusion  "What the f*ck.......?"

Difficulty  "I don't understand this fucking business!"

Despair    "Fucked again..."

Pleasure    "I fucking couldn't be happier."

Displeasure "What the f*ck is going on here?"

Lost        "Where the f*ck are we."

Disbelief  "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"

Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"

Denial      "I didn't fucking do it."

Perplexity  "I know f*ck all about it."

Apathy      "Who really gives a f*ck, anyhow?"

Greetings  "How the f*ck are ya?"

Suspicion  "Who the f*ck are you?"

Panic      "Let's get the f*ck out of here."

Directions  "f*ck off."

Disbelief  "How the f*ck did you do that?"

[pebbles`]

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."

It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."

It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"

It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."

It can be political- "f*ck Dan Quayle!"

[pebbles`]

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...

"What the f*ck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the f*ck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn

"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle

"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso

"How the f*ck did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo

"f*ck a duck."
- Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy

[krayzie03]

what the f**cking topic is this? 

[Irene]

I love that word, and the phrase, wtf, kasi napakacolorful, hindi ba?

[basstard]